Iran launched another round of missiles at Israel on Wednesday, wounding at least 14 people including an 11-year-old girl in serious condition and a 13-year-old boy. The Islamic Republic — whose military President Trump already turned into a smoking pile of spare parts — apparently decided that if they can’t hit an army base, an apartment building full of kids will do just fine.
Somewhere on a campus quad right now, a Gender Studies major in a keffiyeh is scribbling on a poster board about how this is actually “decolonization.” We’re all very moved.
Here’s what Iran is actually lobbing at neighborhoods. Half of the ballistic missiles they’ve launched during this war carry cluster munitions — weapons specifically designed to scatter tiny bomblets across a wide area and shred as many human bodies as possible. Not tanks. Not radar installations. Human bodies. Yehoshua Kalisky, a senior researcher at Israel’s Institute for National Security Studies, put it bluntly: “Cluster bombs don’t create real damage to buildings, only people.”
A CNN analysis confirmed that two separate Iranian cluster munitions attacks scattered impacts across seven and eight miles of residential neighborhoods — landing on homes, businesses, roads, and parks completely at random. We’re talking bus stops and playgrounds, folks.
Iran keeps claiming they’re targeting “military sites.” Amnesty International investigated and found zero evidence of any military objectives anywhere near the strikes. The nearest Israeli military base to the Beit Shemesh synagogue attack — which killed nine civilians including three children from the same family — sat 3.5 kilometers away. These idiots can’t land a missile within half a kilometer of what they’re aiming at, which would be hilarious if they weren’t accidentally obliterating houses of worship instead.
So either they’re deliberately aiming at civilians, or their aim is so catastrophically bad that every time they push the button it’s basically a war crime with extra steps. Pick one. Either way, they’re terrorists.
Rabbi Yitzak Biton lost three of his children — Sara, 13, Avigail, 15, and Yaakov, 17 — in that synagogue strike on March 1st. Three kids from one family, gone, because a medieval theocracy decided to lob explosives at a house of worship. A Ukrainian family who traveled to Israel for their seven-year-old’s cancer treatment lost five members in the June 2025 Bat Yam strike. A three-month-old baby had to be pulled from the rubble.
(If your blood isn’t boiling yet, check your pulse.)
But sure, keep marching through Manhattan with your “Free Palestine” signs. I’m sure the Rabbi’s surviving children feel very liberated right now.
And Iran’s grand military machine? Collapsing like a folding chair at a county fair. Iranian missile and drone attacks dropped by more than 90% within ten days of the joint U.S.-Israeli campaign. Trump told reporters that “just about everything’s been knocked out” and that Iran has no navy, no air force, no radar, and no air detection left. Missile expert Tal Inbar confirmed that Iran simply “doesn’t have the capability at the moment of orchestrating a large barrage of ballistic missiles.”
So what do they do with whatever’s left in the garage? Pack cluster munitions into it and fire it at apartment complexes and synagogues. Oh — and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps lowered the age limit for war patrols to 12 years old. Read that twice. They’re drafting 12-year-olds into patrols on one end while they bomb 7-year-olds in synagogues on the other. These people are monsters.
Their propaganda game is even more embarrassing than their aim. Iran’s state media published AI-generated fake videos claiming to show destruction in Tel Aviv. Busted. Their military bragged about shooting down two Israeli F-35s last December — then quietly admitted they made that up. And an Iranian influence network ran 3,000 fake Twitter accounts pretending to be Israeli citizens opposing the war.
Three thousand sock puppets and they still got ratio’d by reality. The Persian Empire really isn’t sending its best.
They also published an actual hit list of American companies operating in the Gulf, threatening to target U.S. civilian businesses. Very normal country stuff. Totally the kind of regime Democrats wanted us to sign a nuclear deal with. (Remember that? Good times.)
Speaking of Democrats — where is Ilhan Omar right now? Where’s Rashida Tlaib? Where’s every member of the Squad who sobbed on camera about “international humanitarian law” for four straight years? Crickets. A theocratic regime fires cluster bombs at Jewish children and these champions of “human rights” suddenly can’t find their phones.
This is the same party that shipped pallets of cash to Tehran on the tarmac like a drug deal. Obama sent them $1.7 billion — billion with a B — and Democrats cheered it as “diplomacy.” Every one of those cluster bomblets bouncing through a playground has Barack Obama’s fingerprints on it. This is what Democrats mean when they talk about “engagement” with Iran. They engaged, all right. They funded a terrorist state’s weapons program and then acted shocked when the terrorists used the weapons.
Even our “allies” are worthless. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer — whose country only remembers its “special relationship” with America when it needs something — announced that “this is not our war.” Cheers, Keir. Churchill is spinning so fast in his grave he could power half of London.
Trump, to his credit, isn’t dancing around any of this. He warned Iran that if they don’t come to the table, he’ll “blow up and completely obliterate” their power plants, oil wells, and desalination infrastructure. “When we feel that they are for a long period of time put into the stone ages and they won’t be able to come up with a nuclear weapon, then we’ll leave.” Music to my ears. Finally, a president who speaks terrorist.
A regime that fires cluster bombs at synagogues and recruits 12-year-olds for war patrols deserves every last thing that’s coming to it. And when the rubble settles, we should send Omar and Tlaib over there to do a fact-finding mission — one way.
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